Wobbling 'Dad's Army' invades Northern Ireland!

“Right, men,” he says. “I’ve got an idea. Instead of waiting for the invasion, we need to practise one ourselves, on our autocycles.”

(The Home Guard doesn’t run to 16H Nortons).

“Where?” asks Sergeant Wilson.

“Not Scotland,” interrupts Private Godfrey. “My knees are not up to those mountains.”

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